Rection scale

Woman's level of hottness

She a 1 on the rection scale

by Haitian dad September 5, 2016

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

moanage scale

a word descibing the loudness of moangage,
one: beings sigh two: being a little whorish
three: being wanting it being able to go without it
four: you just flat out want it
five: bear like moanage

marissa: daize wtf?!
Daize: huh?
Marissa: you were moaning in your sleep!
Daize: how bad?!
Marissa: likea three on the moanage scale

by spoonrunlikefairy May 6, 2009

the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.

<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.

by BOLIVER February 2, 2003

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016