pee pee jacket

An uncircumcised pee pee

Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small

Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger

by Pourcyanideinmyhenny April 29, 2020

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Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.

Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.

by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020

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Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

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pee pee balls

person 1: pee pee balls
person 2: pee pee balls

by gay_balls June 28, 2022

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pee pee button

The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)

*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.

by Lady gaga x freddy fazbear is February 10, 2022

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The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

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