old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 08, 2015
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grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 25, 2022
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sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 17, 2017
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