Kirby

Kirby is a super king guy who is always their for you when you need him. He’s super sexy and all the lady’s love him. He’s awkward but in a cute way. He’s funny but is often depressed and people shouldn’t take him for granted. He try’s his best and likes have fun. He’s very emotional but hides it. He’s very likely to be bullied even though he try’s his best. He’s looking forward for the future. He likes the idea of a big city but likes the tranquility of the country. He’s very self conscious and often things poorly of himself. If you meet a Kirby tweet him with the same respect he treats you.

Kirby is the best.

by Kirbo928 December 19, 2019

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Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

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kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

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