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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020
mugGet the Ferretmug.

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
mugGet the Distracted Ferretmug.

Ferret

A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off
‘I have a ferret’
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
mugGet the Ferretmug.

Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 3, 2020
mugGet the Floppy Ferretmug.

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

slapping a ferret

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022
mugGet the slapping a ferretmug.

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