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tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
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tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person
Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.
by Marucci October 4, 2017
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Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
by daffodil June 24, 2007
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Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.
Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"
by JayoTeaGuy January 10, 2012
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Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008
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koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
you're such a koala tea person.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
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