Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.

Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..

by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021

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Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.

Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

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Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.

“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”

by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021

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Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.

A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.

by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021

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