Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.
by jdoggit January 15, 2010
Get the Lay down a straw manmug. when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
by fortuneboy14 March 15, 2009
Get the straw berry short cakemug. PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."
PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009
Get the Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.mug. A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
Get the H-E-Double-Bendy-Strawsmug. by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018
Get the Suck me like a strawmug. "You're a wuss. Learn to deal."
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
Get the Let me get you a strawmug. This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.
by JWHsDad June 23, 2021
Get the Drinking a Red Bull through a strawmug.