stealth shower

The art of pissing in someone else's shampoo or conditioner bottle, without their knowledge.

Before we left the party, I went into the bathroom and took a stealth shower.

by pagoatboy May 09, 2003

Stealth Shit

Where you sit farther up on the toilet seat so that when you shit, the log hits the ceramic rather than the water.

“Bruh, I had to take a stealth shit cause there were people in the bathroom.”

by StealthShitorQuit November 17, 2019

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 06, 2017

stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate August 30, 2010

stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.

My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.

by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 04, 2011

stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 09, 2017