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Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
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crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018
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dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
by Skins Sug June 17, 2018
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mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.
I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.
by Vwsparky July 2, 2018
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Dackle Spackle

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!
by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022
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ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.
Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.
by PuffyRI July 24, 2022
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Making Spackle

A term used in reference to a male ejaculating sperm after he masturbates.
by JO Bud September 9, 2024
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