Blonde hair, green-ish eyes, total sex on legs. Complete babe. Possible connection to the mafia. Usually extremely capable of avoiding arrest linked to gang-related violence.
"Daaaammmn what happened to your face??"
"I ran into Sofia in a dark alley."
"Dude she will totally scissor-kick you in the back of the head if you dont watch out."
"Too bad my eyes are so swollen cuz' that girl was fine on toast!"
"Fine on toast??"
"Like butta.."
"I ran into Sofia in a dark alley."
"Dude she will totally scissor-kick you in the back of the head if you dont watch out."
"Too bad my eyes are so swollen cuz' that girl was fine on toast!"
"Fine on toast??"
"Like butta.."
by mafiaaaa August 3, 2007
Get the Sofia mug.A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.
by VenusIce July 8, 2005
Get the sofa boy mug.Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*
by chawklit luver November 8, 2007
Get the sofa king wee todd did mug.Sofia is a beautiful girl usually of latin decent. She is the most popular girl in school, but hates it. People often make quick judgements of her. She comes from a wealthy family who doesn't get along well and always seems to be fighting. Sofia has a amazing singing voice and a talent for writing. She has a big butt and a curvy body. Most girls are jealous of her and most guys love her. Sofia is a outgoing person who really wants to curl up in a ball. She holds her head up high and trys to be confident even though that's not really the case.
Guy1: Damn Sofias hot
Guy2: Ikr?! But everyone says shes a bitch
Guy1: Thats cause shes so spoiled
Guy2: I'd still tap that
Girl1: omg sofia is so pretty
Girl2: I hate her
Girl1:Me too
Guy2: Ikr?! But everyone says shes a bitch
Guy1: Thats cause shes so spoiled
Guy2: I'd still tap that
Girl1: omg sofia is so pretty
Girl2: I hate her
Girl1:Me too
by Themysteriouswriter August 16, 2012
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- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007
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1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.
2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.
2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
by ElkTwin May 2, 2006
Get the SOFA mug.A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007
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