The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.

Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!

by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019

Snapper

A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.

Jesus, you're such a snapper!

by drippysnaps December 7, 2019

The wrist snapper

Another way to say Mr. Nips

Man 1: The wrist snapper found my tray of ice
Man 2: okay and...
Man 3: he said it was my friends that did it

by iamantinwordpass April 23, 2019

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019

snapper bowl

Kaying a whole bowl in one hit. Often a game between stoners.

“I’m gonna load this bowl and each time we’re gonna try to clear the bowl in one hit. It’s called a Snapper bowl.”

by Joelyn Hope Miele December 28, 2017

muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.

Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017