Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009

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Get the Smurfedmug.

the smurfs

a code name for weed/marijuana that you use with your friends when someone suspicious is around, or it's not the right time

-at work- "Hey Cass are we getting the smurfs tonight?"

-parents are home- "Hey where did you put the smurfs, I can't find them"

by G-nasty Cass October 31, 2008

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Get the the smurfsmug.

SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

by Natasha February 2, 2005

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Get the SMURFINGmug.

Smurf

Another term for Fuck you, of the word fuck itself, or anything to do with fuck or fucking.

Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e

by Perverted Juicebox November 15, 2010

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When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.

"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"

by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 5, 2011

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