sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Polly Sit

the derivative of Amy Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit

by po11y November 28, 2022

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

by sowy m9 April 21, 2016

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

by baelee December 2, 2017

Sit-hom

Like Sit-com a sit-hom is a 'situation homosexual'. A normally straight guy who might take a chance at gay sex given the right circumstances. e.g. at a drugs or drink party.

I reckon Mike swings both ways. He fancies a lot of girls but I reckon at a drugs party he could well be a sit-hom.

by CC Martinez December 17, 2012

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023