Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers June 10, 2011

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)

Woah...she must be a simone.

by xaivilox October 31, 2008

Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008