shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.

Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.

by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023

shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.

"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"

by bigtiddies January 18, 2022

Shred

Shredded/Grinded Weed.

‘yo did you shred the weed?’

by user4our2wenty December 24, 2022

shred

To exert forceful dominance over the slopes while skiing.

'Hey let's go skiing this weekend!'
'I'm down, should we bring our girlfriends?'
'Fuck no, I'm trying to shred.'

by Man of Gold November 22, 2013