the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.
What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale
by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004
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Hoe Scale

It's pretty self-explanatory.

A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale
by slaptackle September 07, 2016
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The Crunk Scale

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
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Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.
Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."
by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021
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Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.
He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.
by llame December 04, 2016
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The Dourif Scale

The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 02, 2011
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Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
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