Generic Sausage

A type of sausage whose natural habitat is in bed, although it is not necessarily a reproductive organ. Similar to a Meat Penis.

"How was that generic sausage last night?"

"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"

"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...

...in bed."

by Uchiha64 November 11, 2010

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.

Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!

by robulastage May 4, 2010

Hostile Sausage

An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.

Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.

Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

Hungarian Sausage

Slang for uncircumcised Hungarian dick.

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.

by dancefloor July 22, 2009

Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid May 26, 2006