The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.
by Willy Boof September 18, 2019
Jim walks off the subway covered in coffee and sees Dave
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
by irish redneck June 27, 2009
by Cosmosssssss December 07, 2011
Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
by PlayoffBeard November 26, 2011
The applicator for a tampon
Little timmy found a sand whistle that washed ashore and decided to play Mary had a little lamb with it.
by Munch McGash September 24, 2017
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