Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.
Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
by Je3wfro Samur1 June 29, 2009
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I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
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