amazing salsa

what's salsa? amazing haha
salsa's too cool for you and you know it B)

also she's amazing wink

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool hi amazing salsa
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today?

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

salsa

salsa's an amazing person, and everyone knows ahaha
salsa's too cool for u

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.

Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa

by samsonQP January 14, 2008

sack-o-salsa

a really fat Mexican guy.

Damn, look at the size of that sack-o-salsa.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014