That's What She Said

A line owned by Michael Scott.

Jim: You always leave me satisfied and smiling! ;)
Michael: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by lala.is.a.tieri May 4, 2020

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

by Hamtaro September 20, 2020

HE'D BE ON HE SAID

WHEN UR FRIEND SAYS HES GETTING ON BUT DOESN'T

FRIEND: ILL BE ON AROUND 8PM. PROCEEDS TO NEVER GET ON THEN TO TEXT HE'D BE ON HE SAID TO THE GROUP CHAT.

by WACKYJK33 June 21, 2022

That's what she said

A common phrase said by little bitches who font have any comebacks. Also used as a unfunny joke.

Person: these are so tight.

Person 2:That's what she said nigga.

by BigOl'Dick May 18, 2022

that's what Xi said

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

by thurb October 30, 2021

That's what Rob said

A variation of, "That's what she said", originated from kick-ass lead singer, Rob Halford of Judas Priest. However, Rob is homosexual, and the phrase really just mocks his sexuality. This joke is not intended to make fun of Halford, only to torment your friends that set themselves up for a "that's what she said" joke.

Everybody and Their Brothers: "What do you want for lunch?"

Ange: "I'll have a wiener as usual."

Everybody and Their Brothers: "That's what Rob said."

by Is he bringing the Harley out? December 17, 2009

What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

by WaddlerTheDuck June 25, 2020