Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon

susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”

by potterharry June 10, 2021

Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

Muck and Puck

A pot luck gangbang

I'm bringing some apps to the muck and puck.

by Mega Jef August 18, 2018

Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.

Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.

by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023

Puck Slut

A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.

That hoe is such a puck slut .

by Seanjr January 5, 2017