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Whippy Promise

A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath
Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.
by jamkureogi November 18, 2018
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Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
by Death Menace November 18, 2022
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Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
by Aliip May 8, 2008
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Promise ring

When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better
Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
by Jp9876 May 10, 2019
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Pinkie Promise

The act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. Breakers of the pinkie promise beware...
Pinkie promise you will call me when you get back!
by annatorvizsuperzsexkie May 10, 2013
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Promise

something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
moving day promise
by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011
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Promise Rabbit

When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.

The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.

Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise

Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise

*does the promise rabbit.
by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012
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