Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008

Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.

A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.

by majikman December 10, 2010

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009

premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premature Echoculation

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.

I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009