A way of life.
by Jade Brown June 18, 2015
Get the fifth position mug.Started to get recognition for people with disabilities. Now its used to shout that your fat and stupid on TikTok or look stupid for "going viral for spreading body positivity."
by Protonic Moron April 23, 2023
Get the Body Positivity mug.Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
Get the John-positive mug.After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
Get the positional amnesia mug.Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
Get the The WTF position mug.A belief that individual/group should not take a side on a controversial topic and doesn't intervene in others' business. The individual/group will respond to criticism and controversial topics in a positive manner.
Jimmy, a supporter of Positive Neutralism chose to stay quiet and not to provoke the situation during a fight between a group of students.
by Daboyindaship June 12, 2018
Get the Positive Neutralism mug.Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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