portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

Portuguese Lung Dart

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

by Gabagool December 15, 2021

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Portuguese Lucas

A kid who is obsessed with a girl called Emily. So obsessed that he actually sniffs the treadmill that she previously uses

He is such a Portuguese lucas

by Will didnt make this December 18, 2023

Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.

Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…

by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018