PMS Pussy

Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.

Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.

Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

PMS Harry

A very angry, sarcastic human version of Big Chungus.

Here comes PMS Harry, but the condom on.

by Hone'as September 30, 2019

PMS Avenger

A person that is an exterme bitch and never stops being so.

A person that continually seems to be on the rag.

Did you see her bitch me out for changing the channel, what a PMS avenger

by Michael Ward December 13, 2004

PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.

Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

by Sir Julio November 14, 2010

PMS Belt

A long sleeve shirt that a woman ties around her waist.

Christian told me that Kai didn't tie those sweater sleeves in a knot over her jeans to look preppy. That is her PMS Belt man, I would stay out of her way this week.

by Turner Joy December 14, 2010

Pms-rex.

when a female is being over-dramatic about pmsing, and starts acting like an angry t-rex.

guy1"wow whats wrong with her?"
guy"no clue but she's being a pms-rex

Pms-rex.

by N3 May 2, 2010

PMS-tified

(adjective) when someone is totally PMSing on you...that's how you describe them.

joycors- r. and r. and elaine and them are sitting on the ground and crying...ew

mrs. mime- ugh they have to stop being so PMS-tified...WE'RE IN THE FREAKING FORD'S THEATRE!!! LINCOLN GOT SHOT HERE, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. D:<

by mrs. mime July 30, 2006