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Piss plop 

The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.
Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."

Thing 2: "Did he look over?"

Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."

Thing 2: "Sucks."
Piss plop by courtking August 9, 2009

lap-plop 

The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.
"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.
lap-plop by palmwine416 July 16, 2010

cunt plop 

the act of sitting on a piece of poo and letting some go into your vagina. you then stand up and let it plop out :)
i was with this dutty girl last night, then her mum came in and did a massive cunt plop on the cat

Tik Plop 

When you spend an extended time on the toilet distracted by Tik Tok
Naomi: why is Holly taking so long in the toilet?
Reece: She's doing a Tik Plop
Tik Plop by Townsville Tongan August 28, 2020
The intense ejaculation after marathon sex and thus spent.
(properly spent)
How did it go the other night?

Bro, we fucked all night and into the next day. By the afternoon I had nothing left. You know, ploosh
Ploosh by Me he he August 8, 2012
A word to describe something lame and awesome. Rather than a middle ground between the two, plop is a word used to describe something that incorporates the two conflicting terms. It is only used in the most unique circumstances.
"Did you watch the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?? That show is so plop!!"
Plop by STOP TAKING MY PSEUDONYM September 8, 2011