platonicule

MMMM SI squad

damn who are you all
we're the platonicule

by 329329329329 October 18, 2025

Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.

Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.

by Pinostar November 9, 2017

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

Is it platonic?

1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.

2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.

"The way I feel around them- Is it platonic?"
or
"Oh... Is it platonic?"

by Ioskys April 17, 2023