Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.
Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.
by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010
Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
by Pee in the park May 31, 2005
by nameisalwaystaken November 08, 2006
when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.
by Mike B. and Mike V. December 21, 2007
A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.
I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder
This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"
This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"
by Kurtamin March 28, 2011
the idea of being in denial, for an extended period of time, that a movie you've watched was bad or disappointing, especially after having highly anticipated it; after this period, you eventually admit to yourself that said movie was, in fact, not as good as you'd thought.
"My most recent case of phantom menacing was after Jurassic World, where I remained in denial for a good half year before finally coming to my senses."
by seefranc June 16, 2016
Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.
by hitting the wall March 14, 2010