Pansexual

using pans during sex

my wife and I were pansexual in the bedroom

by thegloriouswicky July 15, 2020

Pansexual

1. Person attracted to frying pans.
2. A word SJW made up, when they realised complexity and discontinuity of whole system they made up before that.
It's basically a Hearthstone card, that lets you silence keywords of someone's, one of million combination's, gender.

1:
Pansexual: This pan is really hot
2:
A: UwU this person pulled the Helisexual Taunt
A: I better pull out my Pansexual Silence to bypass that!

by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020

pansexuality

"pan" means "all" so it's the thought that all forms of sexual activity are equally good and fulfilling. Many consider it weird or even creepy. Includes masturbation, necrophilia, beastiality, adultery, fetishism, and many other things.

"That guy follows pansexuality, it creeps me out."
"Why? It's completely normal."

by suicide.love January 5, 2006

Pansexual

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.

Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.

by Wheyfed April 23, 2017

Pansexual

Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.

I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.

by UUr Mom Gay January 1, 2020

Pansexual

1. Being/able to be sexually attracted to all genders, whether they are female, transgender or otherwise.

2. Being/able to be sexually attracted to pans, whether it be nonstick, normal or otherwise.

Mum, I'm pansexual.

by Jeff Jameson July 23, 2017

Pansexual

A species of humans known for being sexually attracted to pans and, on a rare occasion, pots.

Person A: 'MMMMMMMM THAT PAN LOOOOKS SOOOOO KINKY'
Person B: 'um..are you like..pansexual?'
Person A: 'MMMMMMMM'

by nyepie April 9, 2021