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dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.
Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.
by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015
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Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020
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Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021
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initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated
Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper
by Delia Dreamer February 28, 2014
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H week

indicate the period when you are horny
last week was my H week (i was horny all the last week)
i am on my H day (today i am horny)
by maurejuana May 16, 2021
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dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.
OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.
by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015
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Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.
MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!
by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012
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