Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.

I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.

by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022

Urple Nurple

The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)

My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".

by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022

Wubbledee-NubblePuppins

A NubblePuppins of the Wubbledee variety. Typically found in the northern regions of Pakistan, and occasionally, in small pockets of the 5th dimension.

"Wubbledee-NubblePuppins? I used to hunt those every summer with Grandpa York and my trusty Doberman, Theolonius."

by YourFaceHasAFace January 15, 2023

Ba-nurkle-durkle

The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.

1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode

by LilWormy June 16, 2023

dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.

Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.

by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023