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Noise King

An Applications Engineer named Juan who has mastered all things noise.
You are in the presence of the Noise King
by E0dn2r August 29, 2021
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bartground noise

The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.
I was trying to talk to Joe, but there was too much bartground noise to hear him.
by nominalstate October 5, 2012
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ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
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white noised

Being completely blitzed or drunk.

When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
by der Herzog March 10, 2012
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mexican noise

You know it when you hear it. IT WILL IMMEDIATELY DISCREDIT ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT
Kid: I just graduated college, top of my class
Dad:*makes Mexican noise*
Kid: Fine, I'll go work at burger king
by Free_Coochie October 10, 2018
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noise platinum

When a noise musician sells over 100 copies of their album/mixtape in a week.
"When clipping. and I visited the Sub Pop offices for the first time, they showed us their wall of platinum and gold records. William Hutson responded 'Once I put out a tape and sold 100 copies in a week, that's called going noise platinum' and only the clipping guys and I laughed." - @deathbombarc on twitter
by BiggerDinosaurus February 6, 2019
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Good noise

Another way of saying “all those good things you want to hear” while chatting or another way of saying “etc.”
We will be allocating funds to stop global warming which will help with deforestation, pollution and all that good noise.
by Sharkbait456 March 21, 2022
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