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Wifi Bands

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today
by YungDegen May 18, 2024
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wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
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WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.
Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.
by Morrahunter March 18, 2024
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