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Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020
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mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger
by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016
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Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018
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silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
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mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
by lowboy219 June 19, 2014
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marinara mustache

After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache
I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache
by Jabbitt October 12, 2017
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