Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.
by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
by Callmedaddy42 December 05, 2020
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 01, 2022
A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 29, 2017
I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 08, 2021
Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
by leother1 July 06, 2023