Thinking about Math at an irrelevant time. Most often done first thing in the morning, late at night, or occasionally while on the toilet.
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When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
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