A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.
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Get the fruity malooty mug.A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.
He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"
He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"
kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*
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by shshhausis July 22, 2020
Get the margot mug.A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.
B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
by Clock Watcher July 5, 2005
Get the maroon mug.An electrically fired thunderflash, set off in a steel tank fitted with a wire mesh top, to simulate an explosion.
These are so loud that it is as well to inform the police in advance if one is to be set off (and at what time), so that they can be ready to deal with hundeds of reports of bombs going off.
These are so loud that it is as well to inform the police in advance if one is to be set off (and at what time), so that they can be ready to deal with hundeds of reports of bombs going off.
The heavy metal band 'Maroon' takes its namesake from this word as well as many college newspapers around the country
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