Kyle

A person you loves Mountain Dew and is baptise by it and punches holes in walls

Hey Kyle you are Mountain Dewey

by Nonsemore June 11, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the clown of the group. He is always making everyone laugh. But when it comes to his lady, on weekends he always goes to her house. And if you are an enemy of Kyle he will fuck you up. So if you are his friend don't fuck up!!

"Hey is Kyle dating that super hot new girl ?"

"I think so"

by me10008324343 January 22, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is usually a teenage boy who skates and is a horny fuckboy. Kyles like to drink way more Monsters than he should. Kyle usually has a friend group of assholes to anyone unlucky enough to interact with them.

"Oh that guy? Yeah he sucks. Such a Kyle."

by ACAB, baby! September 7, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, and hot. He will never give up on you. He will keep trying until he has your heart. Kyle is the type of person to stay with you no matter what. He is a loveable person. Will always be the friend/boyfriend/girlfriend you would ever want to be with

GIRL 1- Wow is that Kyle?

GIRL 2- He's so hot

by NAAAAAAAAAAAT June 28, 2022

kyle

a big panda that was transformed into a human body

we saw a big kyle in the bushes

by big egg man May 3, 2019

Kyle

Smokes weed and can stop playing super smash bros ultimate

Person 1: have you seen kyle?
Person 2: probably watching the jets game

by Swiper666 March 9, 2019

Kyle

A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009

Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle

by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019