Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.

Jordan is a dumbass

by Frank McCain April 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

by DecBow February 6, 2020

jordan

an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah

look at jordan go

by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019

Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .

“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism

by Word bukkake December 11, 2021

Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.

"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."

by Fles September 21, 2022

Jordan

The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!

If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )

I love you Jordan, more than I think you know.

by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018