jazz joint

A bunch of weed rolled up in a paper that is smoked and makes you happy. A very strong joint

lets go smoke a jazz joint and get real fucked up

by Loc'd out April 7, 2007

jazz onions

The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.

Boy: wow, that movie was so great!

Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!

Boy: Hella jazz onions!

by charred_ewok October 4, 2008

business jazz

Bizjazz for short, more commonly referred to as smooth jazz, 818 jazz, real estate agent seduction music, sales motivation jazz, or absolute fucking aural swill. Tends to use canned r&b "grooves" with lots of soprano sax solos.

Spyro Gyra certainly was laying down some wicked business jazz, but I prefer The Rippingtons' bizjazz for getting into the panties of perky blonde Republican real estate milfs.

by ThaGriffinator October 13, 2006

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Nigger jazz

Adj. Term used by old white southern people to define afro-Influenced music such as rap, hip hop, R&B, and jazz.

He walked out of the store with his coat full of CD's, I'll bet he stole a bunch of nigger jazz.

by freedumb1 May 26, 2006

hugh jazz

the name commonly referred to the kind gentleman who was present at Moe's Tavern whilst Bart Simpson coincidentally made a phone call there asking for "hugh, last name jazz?" when said out loud and unknowingly the name Hugh Jazz sounds very similar to the phrase "huge ass"

C-Bear and Jamaal-"damn homeboy, that broad has a huge ass!"
(a business man calmly strolls by a stops upon hearing "huge ass")
Man- "Yes, I'm Hugh Jazz, how did you know my name?"

at which point the situation at hand is so funny you cannot help but laugh

by ((___CRAYON___))> December 9, 2008

Jizz Jazz

Sexual music.

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

by Hip-hip-hop-hip-hop-anonomys February 22, 2009