by alunnegiy July 17, 2018

by nunya October 17, 2004

A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010

Generic jam band music; typically garden variety rock bands that cater to the hippie crowd, generally adhering to a long format, jam session style of music. Merging modern rock, jazz, funk, afrobeat, and many other genres, gen jam is a diluted style of music and many bands often sound similar - it may be difficult for a "square" listener to differentiate between bands. Examples would include: Phish, moe., Umphrey's McGee, O.A.R., Dave Matthews Band, The String Cheese Incident, and Widespread Panic.
Stoner 1: "Hey man, are you going to Moe tonight at the Orpheum?"
Stoner 2: "Nah, man. Gen jam is hardly worth fifty bucks at the door. I'm headed to Chicago to catch The New Deal tonight anyway."
Stoner 1: "Chill."
Stoner 2: "Nah, man. Gen jam is hardly worth fifty bucks at the door. I'm headed to Chicago to catch The New Deal tonight anyway."
Stoner 1: "Chill."
by stupid_hippy_al_is_a_poser March 26, 2011

by Micheal Anthony Tantalo August 5, 2005

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

by Deakythediscobean October 18, 2019
