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italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009
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Italian Hotdog

The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.
(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
by wowthatsnailisfast May 13, 2021
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Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids
"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}
by footaids123 November 15, 2018
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Italian Sex

Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's butt cheeks and slides it up and down until ejaculation.
George liked to have Italian Sex with Gina because she had a large ass.
by Gene Wonka February 8, 2009
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italians

An incredibly cultured people who work hard and are not considered white by white people and yet not considered minorities to the WASP-ass government.
Sometimes get a bad rep because of movies and shows where they are depicted as gangsters. Italian women are strong-willed, hard-working, and completey hot just like Irish and Black women. Usually have beautiful olive skin and dark hair. Italian men love their families and work hard and many are incredibly intelligent, despite what it shows in the movies. Leonardo DiVinci, an Italian man, was one of the smartest men in the world. Italians are also great artists. An Italian discovered America, an Italian named America, the Italians slave to make a better life while WASPs like Peter kick us in the face. And don't sit there rolling your eyes, whities, because I know you wouldn't give a damn if another minority wrote this, but simply because you think I'm Italian you blow this off. You're hypocrites.
Italian power, brother! Power to all minorities!
by I am here April 15, 2005
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italians...ginas....ginos

Ginos and Ginas are young Southern Europeans, mainly Italian and Greek, who wear expensive designer clothes. (clothes associated with ginos/ginas are Kappa, Diesel, Energie, DKNY, Guess, etc.) They generally drive fast, performance cars, and listen to European-style dance music (trance, techno, freestyle, euro, house, or more commonly called ginobeats)
and go MADD clubbing.. ;)
"look its a bunch of ginos"
"can you hear those gino beats?"
"those clothes are so gino"
by im a fuckin gino!! December 30, 2003
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Italian Stallion

An Italian man who has a penis that is on-par with the size of a horse's.
Damn, that Italian dude is hung like a horse. -Yeah I know, they call him Italian Stallion.
by hazzard October 25, 2004
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