midnight shower

A sexual, steamy, late night shower

"I just had a midnight shower, my brother even joined in on the fun"

by tremz4life May 10, 2018

Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" an urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, (wanting to do hella drugs, and just being down for any type of crackhead shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia" :
"Sit the fuck down jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.

I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.

by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011

Midnight Kebab

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.

Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again

by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021

midnight crisis

when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework

Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades

by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014

Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

Midnight Poon

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010