calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016

in the grits

Colloquial, Southern, high on marijuana, stoned, blazed

"Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, I'm in the grits"

by DarkTomatoGod November 05, 2018

Cheese Grits

when your name is (Jakeir Klutch Moody) and drink to much of Blades, moonshine and proform a magic trick by eating chicken and fries into and Regurgitating back up into Cheese Grits.

Klutch is a young buck and can't hold his liquor, so he makes cheese grits from his mouth.

by LIL_J,JAXDEUCES September 01, 2020

Nut Grits

When you nut in the butt and they take a nutty shit into your mouth.

She gave me ye 'ol nut grits when I went to lick her ass.

by Nut Grits March 19, 2021

peach grits

A vagina that has rough stubble hairs, usually 2-3 days after not shaving

M: what did you have for breakfast
S: my girl woke me up with peach grits in bed

by Stevey2992 June 27, 2017

shooting grits

Florida word meaning To bust a nut, cum, knuckle children

Chanel head game was so good, I started shooting grits in her mouth!!

by CDubya27 October 07, 2017

get the grits

Throw a pot of boiling grits on an abusive person (typically a man)

*An abusive groom keeps harassing the bribe-to-be*
Somebody: "If that man keeps hitting you you better *get the grits*"

by stchroma May 28, 2025