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hollister

A clothing line from the makers of Abercrombie & Fitch that targets teens that don't want to spend $60 for an Abercrombie Shirt. Clothes are usually cheaper and shoddier than Abercrombie apparel.
I brought a 20 dollar shirt from Hollister the other day! But it got torn a week later...
by hua hua hua August 23, 2005
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A store that all the losers who hate life love to hate on. It looks better than all the sh*t people wear (all black, baggy pants with the waste way under your waste- you know, the trashy stuff).
People who say that we wear it just "to fit in" actually are trying to fit in with those who hate it.

Heads up for those who think we care that you hate us and the clothing- we don't give a sh*t. Now grow up and quit b*tching.
Person 1: "Why do you always wear Hollister?"
Person 2: "Because that's what I want to wear.."
Person 1: "Well you shouldn't, cause its gay and looks stupid."
Person 2: "Stfu and don't talk to me, cause i dont give a sh*t what your failure-self says."
by papapapapapaa April 13, 2009
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A shitty preppy store!! Most people who shop there are assholes 2! The prepps that shop at hollister also hate goths/emos/Metalheads etc.
Person at Hollister(prep):OMFG there's an ugly goth person.

Goth:(ignores the stupid prep)
by Spencer E.P. July 22, 2007
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hollister is a store for people that lik to look cute
other people think hollister is a prep store but no it is a cute person store and the ones that dont shop there are really stupid
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allie ament
brennan granden
well that is all the people i can think of but they hate hollister and i love it
by jesi mcgee November 5, 2006
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A expensive smelly prep store that no one really likes. They just say they do so all the other preps will like them. They sell ripped jeans and cheap t-shirts. Even I look like a slut in their clothing. You basicly have to have a rich mommy and daddy who are willing to give you a lot of money to shop there. Most of the preps that shop there play tons of sports, are pretty, are "normal". If you shop there you are a brainwashed zombie.
Prep 1: Like OMG I love Hollister and i'm not a prep!
Me:Wait did you just say your not a prep?
Prep:Yea! Totally you need to get your ears checked silly!
Preppy dude: Hey babe come on let's go to the beach!
Me:The closest beach is like two states away. What are you talking about?
Preppy Chick: Ok lets go this goth emo gay stupid girl is being mean to me.

FYI:I hate when people think goth, emo, gay, and stupid are the same thing. I don't cut myself. I get straight A's and i am completely heterosexual.(the preps will probably not know what that means,they only know what gay or lesbian mean) I don't know if i'm goth or not. That's kind of a stupid label if you ask me. Sorry i got off topic.
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the cheap, trashy version of A&F basically.
or west coast version
OMG Shela, I paid $19 for this shirt when I could've gone to A&F and bought one like this for $29
by sooozeee May 13, 2005
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Hollister company originated in 1922 by the hand of great Osirus Hollister, the textiles pioneer from California...married 27 times Osirus became dillusional and decided that his goal in life was to produce a less expensive clone of the overly, and unjustifiably so popular abercrombie and fitch. In his vision he foresaw scores of young hormone induced teenagers filling his unneccessarily dark showroom where pink is now ok to be worn by the male sex, why? I dont know. Quickly, it has become the "it place" for the dreaded yet misunderstood metrosexuals, a strange breed of man that waxes their eyebrows, shaves their legs and wears 2, sometimes even 3 polo shirts at a time. Recently, it has come to this writers attention that an alarming number of african american denizens have decended upon the innocent aryan fortress that is hollister company. Why? again I dont know and I'll tell you right now black girls your big asses wont fit in the jeans so stop messing up my god damn jean walls, they take forever! And brothas, brothas what r u doing, now I know that pink may look good with your skin tone but we have our limits please. And lastly, to the obese or as I like to call them "land whales" the largest size is an 11, if you are 200+ pounds you just wont fit, deal with it and put the fork down then come back and see me. Far too many perfectly good booty shorts have been ruined when your large, cottage cheese, elephant-like ass stretched the elastic band to their breaking point and we end up with a 3 foot pair of pants of which we can do nothing about it. Stay posted as I will comment again soon. L8er bitches...
see: place for pretty white kids who look better than 98% of the population and Im one of em!
by HCO Employee #13984031 April 5, 2005
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