Hayley

A bitch

Hayley is a bitch

by Hayleyhater March 3, 2025

Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.

"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."

by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022

Hayley

Hayley is an immensely strong girl, having a 40 pack that would make Eren Yeager jealous. She thinks that everything you say is flirting, and is adamant that she does NOT have a piss kink. Other than that she is kinda cool and rocks a bucket hat like no other.

Abe: Hey did you see Hayley's hat?
Person: Yeah it was a bucket hat, she looks cool in it.

by Beryka October 10, 2021

Hayley

Hayley is a very cool person. She is often a bit confused about who she really is, and people have broken her heart in the past, so it’s hard to get her to trust you. She’s very beautiful, but in a strange way, and she doesn’t believe it at all. Hayley hates her body. She is obsessed with bts and is a total army. Her bias is Suga and she will never change that. Hayley often finds herself crying alone, and she is the youngest child and clearly the least favorite. She has a sister that has always hated her because of her mistakes. All Hayley ever does is try to help, and all she gets back is hate. If you find a Hayley, be gentle with her. Always treat her kindly and don’t get on her bad side, after all, she is a Taurus!

“Hey, Hayley!”

“Oh... hey! I just bought this new bts shirt! Do you

Like it?”
I love it! But where’s the rest of them? That’s only Suga!”
“That’s the point, my dude!”

LOL 💜 Hey army’s
Who’s your bias?

Namjoon? ❤️
Jin? 🧡
Mochi? 💛
Hobi? 💚
Kookie? 💙
Tae? 💜
Suga? (Stay away) 🖤

by SUGARMY 💜🖤 January 11, 2022

Hayley

Works with kids , looks like a turtle, and her mom owns a lake

Oh my gosh, Hayley looks like a turtle.

by turtle_lover-91 July 29, 2019

Hayley

Arsehole in the mornings
Resting bitch face
Princess that loves anything pink and glittery✨ 💞

Hayley? She’s a cute lil dumpling 😂

by Zzzzxxxxxxx November 23, 2021

hayley

HAYLEY wow never thought i would write about a hayley, they are 100% boyfriend/girlfriend stealers. pretty but yet not a pretty personality. never fall in love with a hayley otherwise you’ll be in a hayley trap 👍🏻

them: i love hayley
hayleys: 😈🤝

by edsheeran May 5, 2021