funky dunky

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

funky bitch

A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.

That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!

by Bubbas Bride August 7, 2008

funky fuck

An especially creative sex session, often involving moves or positions not typically used during sex or perhaps an unconventional location.

We did it half dressed in an art gallery bathroom. The whole time we talked about mid 1800's French culture or poodles. Needless to say, it was a real funky fuck.

by americanwoman99 February 14, 2014

Funky Dance

The song played by the ska band The Miasmics It is also refered to as the White Man's dance because only white people are kool enough to do it.

The Miasmics played the Funky Dance at the cafe the other night.

by Urg Man June 27, 2004

funky gibbon

Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.

"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

funky mess

a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.

Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.

by adrianne young September 29, 2006